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THE CROW By RICHARD OSLEY & CATHERINE ETOE
 
It has to hurt, but it's a question of support

WILL your team finish fourth this season? Answer the questions below to find out.
Q1. You are 2-0 up against the Leicester City in a cup game, do you: (A) Start chanting “Easy, easy” before watching your team lose 3-2. (B) As long as it’s not Bolton, safely progress to the next round.
Q2. You are drawn against Grimsby Town in a cup game, do you: (A) Embarrass yourselves by losing to a team in the bottom league. (B) Not play league cup qualifiers at all because of important European fixtures.
Q3. Your team is drawn against Real Madrid in the Champions League, do you: (A) Not applicable. (B) Outplay Real in the Bernabeu and go on to beat Juventus too.
Q4. You are asked when was the last time your team won the league, do you: (A) Get out the black-and-white footage and recall 1961. (B) Shout “2004. We won the league at White Hart Lane.”
If you answered mainly (A) then you support Tottenham. Sorry. You will not be going to the Champions League. If you answered mainly (B) then you support Arsenal. Proceed to the Champions League.



ETOE fans bristled when I flashed my squeaky bum after last week’s Newcastle debacle.
Thank goodness our Spurs helped me stick it where the sun don’t shine with a performance against Man City that helped make that match – and my moaning – a distant memory.
Bit like Arsenal league victories over hairdryer-on-legs Fergie and Co I hear you Tottenham devotees crow.
Ooh, it’s got to hurt when the same man-child who brought your unbeaten run to an end makes your team appear more likely to win the Euro Song Contest than the Euro Championship.
Wayne Rooney might be as hopeless as my gran when it comes to betting on the gee-gees, but he’s a real chip off the old potato head when it comes to scoring goals.
Sadly for you Gooners, Robin Van Persie appeared to have got his video tapes mixed up before Arsenal visited Pizza Hut, sorry Old Trafford.
Instead of watching Rooney against Newcastle, Bobbin seems to have switched on the Jermaine Jenas cassette judging by the way he missed that sitter. Who says Spurs aren’t the ones to watch?

• Are they talking rubbish? Let us know at Your Shout, 40 Camden Road, NW1 9DR or by email: sport@camdennewjournal.co.uk
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